1) i've lost my voice due to a cold and while i think i sound sexy, the receptionist i talked to this morning thought i sounded more annoying and difficult to understand. and also, the green snot may not be so much sexy as gross.
2) a futon by it's very definition, turns into a bed. and also, dimples and nipples sound very similar if you say them very fast but in fact, one pokes in and (ideally) the other pokes out.
3) i think i may be in love with damien rice. and also, he knows who i am and loves me back. (What I am to you is not real What I am to you you do not need What I am to you is not what you mean to me You give me miles and miles of mountains And I'll ask for the sea)
4) the bookmobile strikes again. (The sexiest thing is trust I wake up to find The pirates have come Typing up along your coast How was I to know The pirates have come - tori amos)
5) haven't seen hide nor hair of bk the last few days. got a letter in the mail from our mediator saying that we need to pay or else move our appointment to a later date. i suspect this is going to be a problem.
6) i think i have a boyfriend. and i really like him. a lot.
7) it is totally thundering today.
8) i made a bunch of chocolate connections at a little girl's birthday party yesterday. got several people's emails and requests for stuff around christmas. i also met "creepy/angry almost single dad guy." he and his wife, their 4 year old and 20 month old twins were there. he felt the need to share with me that his wife cheated on him, that she said it was no big deal, that she wanted to try chiropractic before getting ear tubes and be generally bitter and disgusting. i was accidentally trapped in the front room while he was a total asshole to her in front of their children. right then and there i decided that i don't want to be "scorned bitchy single mom lady." at least not in person. *pfft*
9) which leads me to say that bk just called a few minutes ago. honey, your daddy called and he wants me to tell you that visiting his girlfriend's family in redding is more important than you and your brother. in other words he isn't coming tomorrow. kind of like how on friday and saturday he cancelled because he needed to "sleep" and "get a halloween costume ready" and also, since you were probably wondering, he won't be getting pumpkins with you to carve and he's not a big enough man to come trick-or-treating with us on wednesday. but he might stop by! wow, that's something, 'eh? and: end scene!
2) a futon by it's very definition, turns into a bed. and also, dimples and nipples sound very similar if you say them very fast but in fact, one pokes in and (ideally) the other pokes out.
3) i think i may be in love with damien rice. and also, he knows who i am and loves me back. (What I am to you is not real What I am to you you do not need What I am to you is not what you mean to me You give me miles and miles of mountains And I'll ask for the sea)
4) the bookmobile strikes again. (The sexiest thing is trust I wake up to find The pirates have come Typing up along your coast How was I to know The pirates have come - tori amos)
5) haven't seen hide nor hair of bk the last few days. got a letter in the mail from our mediator saying that we need to pay or else move our appointment to a later date. i suspect this is going to be a problem.
6) i think i have a boyfriend. and i really like him. a lot.
7) it is totally thundering today.
8) i made a bunch of chocolate connections at a little girl's birthday party yesterday. got several people's emails and requests for stuff around christmas. i also met "creepy/angry almost single dad guy." he and his wife, their 4 year old and 20 month old twins were there. he felt the need to share with me that his wife cheated on him, that she said it was no big deal, that she wanted to try chiropractic before getting ear tubes and be generally bitter and disgusting. i was accidentally trapped in the front room while he was a total asshole to her in front of their children. right then and there i decided that i don't want to be "scorned bitchy single mom lady." at least not in person. *pfft*
9) which leads me to say that bk just called a few minutes ago. honey, your daddy called and he wants me to tell you that visiting his girlfriend's family in redding is more important than you and your brother. in other words he isn't coming tomorrow. kind of like how on friday and saturday he cancelled because he needed to "sleep" and "get a halloween costume ready" and also, since you were probably wondering, he won't be getting pumpkins with you to carve and he's not a big enough man to come trick-or-treating with us on wednesday. but he might stop by! wow, that's something, 'eh? and: end scene!