thirteen awesome things about having two kids in grade school edition
1) coffee & a chocolate croissant with a friend at 8:15 AM
2) running around the track with the bad mothers club (plus sometimes amanda and heather and wine)
3) morning sex that does not require bribery of children with candy and/or tv
4) packing school lunches (seriously, i love this)
5) multi-grade gossip around the playground
6) getting in and out of the bank in 3 minutes flat because no one is begging for suckers
7) driving with the music AS LOUD AS I WANT without anyone complaining that their ears hurt
8) ironing without interruption
9) my kids can READ and WRITE ya'll!
10) coming home exhausted and satisfied with having gotten so much done in a day
11) hoarders, intervention, no reservations
12) collating and stapling things with the electric stapler
13) missing the kids makes me appreciate them a tiny bit more