seriously, hide your cheating husbands, whiny children and jiggly butts because i will DEVOUR them

so yeah, things are going well. is it the new anti-depressant (after 10 years on celexa, i'm on prozac)? is it the new exercise routine (3.5 miles around the track three times a week plus hip thrusts)? is it the fact that the kids are in school from 8 until 2 every day (omg, omg, omg, they're BOTH there!)? is it that i have no extraneous obligations for the foreseeable future? is it that i am regularly hanging out with friends and family? and tomorrow, when i am not BEAT tired, i will answer all these questions and more. and post some cute first day of school photos.