mom and i found my wedding dress today. no, i'm not engaged (yet). yes, i bought it. yes, it cost $35. yes, it requires pie. and eclectic chairs. and canning jars with mismatched silverware. and a FASCINATOR. and vintage stockings with vintage garters. and my trademark red lipstick. and a live band with a fiddle. basically, I want this wedding.
so someone tell danny to shit or get off the pot and that my favorite romantic song is stevie wonder's i believe. and it's in one of my favorite movies too.