the cunt is back. OR this is what happens when you abandon a blog for six months.

yeah. 27 year old me would have given a shit that you think i'm a cunt with ugly boobs. 31 year old me doesn't.

life has gotten in the way of blogging, namely the shop. i owe the great wide web a metric buttload of pictures of my semi-relaxed foobs. and of course i'm back because the shit is about to hit the fan again with BK. tucking the childrens in bed. i'll be back. copiously. angelina jolie, if you're out there, i hope you saw my foobs before your surgery! that'd be pretty cool with me.

in short: the womb has been sealed (and signed and delivered). i miss my nipples some days still but i hope that tattoos will appease me ultimately, not tattoos of nipples. the shop is insanely busy. rory moved away to be with his girlfriend. and stopped paying child support.