toddlers & tiaras on tlc : this show is good...good like how a car accident is good. oh dear god.
i can't look away and i almost feel bad about it. five year olds with fake tans & fake nails & fake hair & fake teeth (flippers) & shaved legs? check. mamas justifying wrastling a miserable two year old into a crazy-floofy leopard print dress so she can be crowned miss supreme? check. swimsuit competition for four year olds with sexy-walk coaches? check. need i say more? and don't worry about this ruining your little girls... miss p thinks the whole thing is weird and doesn't wanna try it.
d and i are watching
american idol. very original, i know. *hangs head in shame* i'm currently rooting for adam and megan. and my second rung: danny (wife passed on) and scott (blind guy). and yes, i'm jealous of adam lambert's hair and think men who wear eyeliner are big hotties. so sue me. who ya'll got yer money on?
why didn't i just listen to my mom when she told me ages ago? i luuurve this show. d says he wishes we were friends with dr.
house in real life. yeah, me too. if i was braver i'd BE house. like the characters. like the storylines. (disinhibition?!)