22 days, 23 bajllion appointments

  • april 17th - breast mri
  • may 7th - pre-op with plastic surgeon
  • may 8th - bilateral mastectomy
  • may 15th - follow up with breast oncologist
  • may 16th - drain removal by plastic surgeon
  • may 22nd - physical therapy
  • may 23rd - first expansion
  • may 29th - physical therapy
  • may 30th - second expansion

and after that as many expansion appointments as it takes to get my boobs melon-sized. then, a three to four to five month rest for my foobs (<--- see fourth definition) before the swaparoo! oh, did i forgot to mention that i probably won't be able to drive to any of these? er, volunteers? i'll buy lunch!

also, and how amazing is this, maria happened to bring me two bags of clothes from one of her rich clients today. my size, fortuitous. half the clothes button or zip ups, incredible!