13 things that may change your opinion of me
1) i'm lazy in certain ways and a complete procrastinator. if i can have one of the kids grab something for me instead of getting up and getting it myself, i will. that said, if there's no parking close to the store i'm going in, i don't mind hoofing it half way across town.
2) i didn't lose my virginity until i was 18. but it was in paris on the first day of the new millennium.
3) i didn't have sex on my honeymoon. that's right, i started my period on the airplane to maui, developed the WORST bladder infection of my life on our second day there and then had to be rushed to the emergency room because i fainted from it turning into a kidney infection.
4) i have a mensa level IQ and a learning disability.
5) i'm vain about my small waist...and hate my breasts. five years of breastfeeding anyone?
6) there is mental illness in my family. i've been on anti-depressants for ten years and expect to be on them for the rest of my life.
7) i used to be a compulsive keeper of things. now, i can't stop getting rid of stuff.
8) i've kissed a few women in my day.
9) i hope my kids grow up to look just like me and my family.
10) this is the last year i will be poor. i don't care if i have to lie, cheat and steal. i've served my time in the poor house and i'm so over it.
11) i've had more sex in the last month than i had in the last two years of my marriage.
12) i haven't written my maid of honor speech yet. the wedding is the day after tomorrow!
13) i took an aqua aerobics class yesterday and i was the youngest one there by at least 40 years. ;)