the things they carry or the one where i can't stop talking like facebook about the things i learned while grading these 120 essays

celeste updated her palin post with some sources
celeste is a 16 year old girl who compulsively applies chapstick
celeste knows that everyday and every day are two different things, the same with someday and some day
celeste wonders about the mystical powers of mylar helium balloons (but not for the purpose of packaging chocolate) and if 'mylar' should really be a proper noun
celeste 'has shown me that i had been given a deadly weapon and must use its purposes the right way and not the wrong way' (sic)
celeste thinks 'forest' should always be spelled 'forrest' because it's better that way and more remind-y
celeste thinks that 'thru', as in 'through' is innapropriately used in an analytic paper
celeste seems to remember that ben winkelman was colorblind
celeste, why did he bring a soccer ball camping?
celeste is saddened by how many juniors are carrying the weight of their parents' expectations
celeste wants to kiss the kid who wrote the paper about street luge: she laughed! she cried! she may even have peed herself!
celeste wants to smack that boy's alcoholic father
celeste forgot how much she likes that song clint eastwood by the gorillaz
celeste wishes someone would just take a position and defend it fortheloveofgod!
celeste must be mature if she drives such expensive vehicles
celeste feels like her head is about to explode and wishes she could tell you why