it's almost summer. we're living in sin, in a trailer... we already had a tacky christmas party. obviously, this was bound to happen.
wear: something trashy. a wife beater & cutoffs. a mu-mu & a bud lite hat. or maybe you'd rather be ghetto fab? boys, a mustache & mullet. girls, forget about shaving those pits & pull out your blue mascara.
bring: a trashy snack to share. something meaty to bbq. pork rinds. a jello ring. tater tot casserole (meme?). cigarettes for the kids.
bring: a trashy gift ($10 max) to exchange. a used kid rock cd. an old swimsuit model poster. a lawn flamingo. a NASCAR bathtowel.
we'll provide a keg of really cheap beer, bad music, ill-behaved children, and of course, the trailer. feel free to bring a stripper, the cousin you're sleeping with & a sleeping bag in case you pass out in the carport. (pass this email on to a couple friends if you are so inclined.)
wear: something trashy. a wife beater & cutoffs. a mu-mu & a bud lite hat. or maybe you'd rather be ghetto fab? boys, a mustache & mullet. girls, forget about shaving those pits & pull out your blue mascara.
bring: a trashy snack to share. something meaty to bbq. pork rinds. a jello ring. tater tot casserole (meme?). cigarettes for the kids.
bring: a trashy gift ($10 max) to exchange. a used kid rock cd. an old swimsuit model poster. a lawn flamingo. a NASCAR bathtowel.
we'll provide a keg of really cheap beer, bad music, ill-behaved children, and of course, the trailer. feel free to bring a stripper, the cousin you're sleeping with & a sleeping bag in case you pass out in the carport. (pass this email on to a couple friends if you are so inclined.)