+ Keep your junk in your shorts
+ Stop pinching your penis
+ if you want to do that, you need to do it in the bathroom. With the door closed.
+ stop trying to vacuum the cat.
+ do not, under any circumstances, color on your brother with that Sharpie.
+ please don't sit on mommy's head
+ We do not put toys in our sister's pants.
+ do not play with your brother's penis.
+ You can't pop your testicles out of your scrotum.
+ On a blow dryer I just got - do not use when sleeping.
+ Mommy's nipple is not a handle.
+ The baby doesn't like dinosaur kisses.
+ no, i don't want to taste your sucked on gummy bear.
+ get your feet off the ceiling. that's a very hard place to clean.
+ Take the iguana out of your mouth or you will lose iguana privilege.
see this post if you don't get it. (the pictures are unrelated.)
+ Stop pinching your penis
+ if you want to do that, you need to do it in the bathroom. With the door closed.
+ stop trying to vacuum the cat.
+ do not, under any circumstances, color on your brother with that Sharpie.
+ please don't sit on mommy's head
+ We do not put toys in our sister's pants.
+ do not play with your brother's penis.
+ You can't pop your testicles out of your scrotum.
+ On a blow dryer I just got - do not use when sleeping.
+ Mommy's nipple is not a handle.
+ The baby doesn't like dinosaur kisses.
+ no, i don't want to taste your sucked on gummy bear.
+ get your feet off the ceiling. that's a very hard place to clean.
+ Take the iguana out of your mouth or you will lose iguana privilege.
see this post if you don't get it. (the pictures are unrelated.)
