so you know how there are a million things that you find yourself saying to your kids that you never thought you'd have to say (see below for a sample of things that were heard in this house today)? what's worse, the ridiculous things you have to say to adults... and stupid signs? and stupid laws? i'm compiling a list. help me. maybe we can publish a book. send me direct quotes, photos, anything you want and i'll publish them here.
+ don't pee off the deck into the garden!
+ don't pinch my armpit fat.
+ you aren't suppossed to pee on the couch! you know better!
+ no punching in the nuts!
the sign is from the grade school where d2 plays soccer. like, no duh, no ROCKETS at school. no golf practice? who ARE these people?