with anthony bordain. yes, he smokes like a chimney. yes, he swears like a sailor. yes, he's old enough to be my father (51). but i love him and i'm seeing him three times a day (curse you directv and dvr, curse you). i'm strangely attracted to the little gold hoop he wears in his left ear. the way he sweats profusely when he eats spicy food only makes me desire him more. seeing him eat a boar head in namibia, have his ear canals cleaned in singapore, and fight in the cavalry in south carolina . . . i swoon. the fact that he mocks rachel ray and bobby flay . . . i also mock them! take me with you tony, take me with you!!!
on a side note, the internet has been (and continues to be) a bit spotty so my posting will be happening in fits and snatches.