please don't make fun of parker's clothes. she likes them. they look adorible on her. it is what we can afford. you haven't bought her any in over a year.
please don't make fun of parker's hair. she likes it. little girls are suppossed to have sticky-uppy hair. it is her head. you haven't fixed her hair in over a year.
please don't use your faux vegan phase to undermine my parenting. if you gave a crap about animal rights you would stop wearing $300 leather shoes. i'm teaching our children about responsible food choices and this includes the ethical treatment of animals raised for meat/leather/etc. and don't overload our children's systems with over-processed soy products just because you haven't bothered to do your homework.
please don't come crying to me in 20 years when parker has another man (or no man at all) walk her down the aisle. please don't come crying to me in 20 years when your son turns to another man (or *gasp* me) for advice.
please don't make fun of parker's hair. she likes it. little girls are suppossed to have sticky-uppy hair. it is her head. you haven't fixed her hair in over a year.
please don't use your faux vegan phase to undermine my parenting. if you gave a crap about animal rights you would stop wearing $300 leather shoes. i'm teaching our children about responsible food choices and this includes the ethical treatment of animals raised for meat/leather/etc. and don't overload our children's systems with over-processed soy products just because you haven't bothered to do your homework.
please don't come crying to me in 20 years when parker has another man (or no man at all) walk her down the aisle. please don't come crying to me in 20 years when your son turns to another man (or *gasp* me) for advice.