*one baby with ear infection? check.
*one baby with pink eye? check.
*one preschooler with vomit coming out of her face? check.
*one grumpy mama woken up by vomit at 6am? check.
*one lucky mama with wonderful father and step-mother who came over to help with aforementioned vomit when fair weather father would not respond to text message informing him of vomit situation? check.
*one set of sheets, four pillows, 27 towels and bowl temporarily ruined by the smell of vomit? check.
*one confused preschooler wondering why her dada won't visit when she's sick? check.
*one really fucking pissed mama? check.
*one baby with pink eye? check.
*one preschooler with vomit coming out of her face? check.
*one grumpy mama woken up by vomit at 6am? check.
*one lucky mama with wonderful father and step-mother who came over to help with aforementioned vomit when fair weather father would not respond to text message informing him of vomit situation? check.
*one set of sheets, four pillows, 27 towels and bowl temporarily ruined by the smell of vomit? check.
*one confused preschooler wondering why her dada won't visit when she's sick? check.
*one really fucking pissed mama? check.