disturbing news

please don't hide in the wheel well of the airplane. you will die. not might die. you WILL die. it never works. even if you are small enough to fit in there in the first place. the air at 35,000 feet is -40 degrees. you will die. m'kay?

and also. if you smell cat feces eminating from your neighbors home across the street, please report them to some authority. especially if you suspect they may have over 80 cats. especially if you live in ben lomond. m'kay?