randumb
more senseless nonsense (is that redundant?)
all of which is to say that we are now a DIAPER-FREE HOUSEHOLD. about two weeks ago mr. baby completed his potty learning and is now diaper-free, day and night. for the first time in over five years there's no cloth, no plastic, no potty chair. (that last one i sold on craigslist for $10 and bought the three of us lunch!) once we got past the initial hurdle of stubborness he was out of dipes in a week. neener.
i feel like ordering myself an official dickbutt shirt to congratuate myself on my superior parenting abilities. acutally, i'd settle for just about anything on to topatoco site. *le sigh*
(thanks mom for finding this shirt. i'd prolly wear it if you bought it. i'm just sayin' is all...)
i feel like ordering myself an official dickbutt shirt to congratuate myself on my superior parenting abilities. acutally, i'd settle for just about anything on to topatoco site. *le sigh*
(thanks mom for finding this shirt. i'd prolly wear it if you bought it. i'm just sayin' is all...)ladies and gents, i give you...
cake wrecks: 'when professional cakes go horribly, hilariously wrong'
this is why you're fat: 'where dreams become heart attacks' (bacon-wrapped meatloaf with a layer of mac and cheese)
THIS NEXT ONE IS NOT WORK SAFE! however (because?), it does contain hilarious pictures of men in underwear and hanes her way panties. also, check out the vaguely creepy 'let's talk' section. only $30 for 20 minutes of undie talk... what a steal! i especially enjoy the crappy photography and the countless spelling/grammar errors!
'It's our private secret! Panties are marketed to women, but a lot of men enjoy wearing them because they have a special feel to the skin and fit like a glove. BriefTales.com offer sheer panties and men's panties. You can also view men in panties while shopping for panties for men. Because it's difficult and embarrasing for a man to shop for panties at the mall, BriefTales can help. You're not alone in your enjoyment of wearing panties. Go ahead, enjoy yourself. Permission is granted to try our Bikinis, Hi cut, Full-cut and Brief style panties.'
didja feel it?
4.4 earthquake.
because it's saturday
fluff-tastic
INSTRUCTIONS:
1. Put your iPod or other music player on shuffle.
2. For each question, press the NEXT button to get your answer.
3. You MUST write it down, even if it's lame.
4. Share it.
IF SOMEONE SAYS "IS THIS OKAY" YOU SAY?
killing me softly - the fugees
[sounds about right]
WHAT WOULD BEST DESCRIBE YOUR PERSONALITY?
running your mouth - the notorious b.i.g.
[HA! hahahahahaha]
WHAT DO YOU LIKE IN A GUY/GIRL?
someone to talk to - the police
[woop, there it is]
WHAT IS YOUR LIFE'S PURPOSE?
ski mask way - 50 cent
[yes, d uploaded these songs]
WHAT IS YOUR MOTTO?
b.i.b.l.e. (basic instructions before leaving earth) - genius
[HA! that'll be the day!]
WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU?
super disco breakin' - beastie boys
[after last weekend? maybe so!]
WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT OFTEN?
when we ride - 2pac
[bentley, beyotch...]
WHAT IS 2+2?
no jumper cables - aesop rock
[seriously questioning d's taste in music at this point]
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND?
can't stand losing you - the police
[but in a totally platonic way]
WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY?
suffer the right - groundation
[preachin' to the choir man, preachin' to the choir]
WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP??
ready or not - fugees
[aight, i'll take that]
WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE??
the soul cages - sting
[that is SO deep man]
WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU?
the kangaroo rat - beastie boys
[oh my god! wtf does that mean?]
WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING?
why georgia - john mayer
[john mayer is kinda perfect for weddings but maybe not THIS song?]
WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL?
or wah - capleton
[i don't have a flippin' clue what that means or what/who the hell this song is about. actually, i don't even know who the band is either...]
WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST?
belief - john mayer
[better than religion, yeah, i'll go with that]
WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET?nothing achieving - the police
[fuck you iTunes. seriously, FUCK you.]
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS?
message in a bottle - john mayer
[is this thing stuck on corny or what?]
WHAT'S THE WORST THING THAT COULD HAPPEN?
in repair - JOHN MOTHER-FUCKING MAYER
[again, but good song.]
HOW WILL YOU DIE?
blast your radio - living legends
[is it even possible to die from broken ear drums? this song would point to yes.]
WHAT IS THE ONE THING YOU REGRET?
man on the side - john mayer is the only person on my iPod?
[i am not a crook.]
WHAT MAKES YOU LAUGH?
family business - the fugees
[what ISN'T family business?]
WHAT MAKES YOU CRY?
starshine - gorillaz
[have i been sleep-drinking again?]
WILL YOU EVER GET MARRIED?
fuck you tonight - the notorious b.i.g.
[um, is that a 'no'?]
WHAT SCARES YOU THE MOST?
chocolate ty - defari
[OMG]
DOES ANYONE LIKE YOU?
want more - bob marley and the wailers
[it's just never enough for you, is it celeste?]
IF YOU COULD GO BACK IN TIME, WHAT WOULD YOU CHANGE?
fall out - the police
[wow. more deepness.]
WHAT HURTS RIGHT NOW?
we're famous - aesop rock
[yeah, it does hurt to be famous but what really hurts is this song.]
WHAT WILL YOU POST THIS AS?
you - radiohead
[that wouldve been a much better answer for something else...]
on my way to my last tattoo session. bring it peeps. i'm feeling hostile today.
1. Put your iPod or other music player on shuffle.
2. For each question, press the NEXT button to get your answer.
3. You MUST write it down, even if it's lame.
4. Share it.
IF SOMEONE SAYS "IS THIS OKAY" YOU SAY?
killing me softly - the fugees
[sounds about right]
WHAT WOULD BEST DESCRIBE YOUR PERSONALITY?
running your mouth - the notorious b.i.g.
[HA! hahahahahaha]
WHAT DO YOU LIKE IN A GUY/GIRL?
someone to talk to - the police
[woop, there it is]
WHAT IS YOUR LIFE'S PURPOSE?
ski mask way - 50 cent
[yes, d uploaded these songs]
WHAT IS YOUR MOTTO?
b.i.b.l.e. (basic instructions before leaving earth) - genius
[HA! that'll be the day!]
WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU?
super disco breakin' - beastie boys
[after last weekend? maybe so!]
WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT OFTEN?
when we ride - 2pac
[bentley, beyotch...]
WHAT IS 2+2?
no jumper cables - aesop rock
[seriously questioning d's taste in music at this point]
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND?
can't stand losing you - the police
[but in a totally platonic way]
WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY?
suffer the right - groundation
[preachin' to the choir man, preachin' to the choir]
WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP??
ready or not - fugees
[aight, i'll take that]
WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE??
the soul cages - sting
[that is SO deep man]
WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU?
the kangaroo rat - beastie boys
[oh my god! wtf does that mean?]
WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING?
why georgia - john mayer
[john mayer is kinda perfect for weddings but maybe not THIS song?]
WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL?
or wah - capleton
[i don't have a flippin' clue what that means or what/who the hell this song is about. actually, i don't even know who the band is either...]
WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST?
belief - john mayer
[better than religion, yeah, i'll go with that]
WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET?nothing achieving - the police
[fuck you iTunes. seriously, FUCK you.]
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS?
message in a bottle - john mayer
[is this thing stuck on corny or what?]
WHAT'S THE WORST THING THAT COULD HAPPEN?
in repair - JOHN MOTHER-FUCKING MAYER
[again, but good song.]
HOW WILL YOU DIE?
blast your radio - living legends
[is it even possible to die from broken ear drums? this song would point to yes.]
WHAT IS THE ONE THING YOU REGRET?
man on the side - john mayer is the only person on my iPod?
[i am not a crook.]
WHAT MAKES YOU LAUGH?
family business - the fugees
[what ISN'T family business?]
WHAT MAKES YOU CRY?
starshine - gorillaz
[have i been sleep-drinking again?]
WILL YOU EVER GET MARRIED?
fuck you tonight - the notorious b.i.g.
[um, is that a 'no'?]
WHAT SCARES YOU THE MOST?
chocolate ty - defari
[OMG]
DOES ANYONE LIKE YOU?
want more - bob marley and the wailers
[it's just never enough for you, is it celeste?]
IF YOU COULD GO BACK IN TIME, WHAT WOULD YOU CHANGE?
fall out - the police
[wow. more deepness.]
WHAT HURTS RIGHT NOW?
we're famous - aesop rock
[yeah, it does hurt to be famous but what really hurts is this song.]
WHAT WILL YOU POST THIS AS?
you - radiohead
[that wouldve been a much better answer for something else...]
on my way to my last tattoo session. bring it peeps. i'm feeling hostile today.