friday five

also, friday five, because i'm bored and antsy

1) What is one thing you always have with you?
  1. my phone. ALWAYS. seriously, ALWAYS.

2) What are two things on your night-table (or next to your bed)?
  1. my iPad (which i do a lot of reading on)
  2. my jewelry box.

3) What are three things you learned in the last seven days?
  1. orcas can have babies until they are about 40.
  2. that a 13 year old wrote the state anthem of alaska.
  3. that ice worms are the only creatures that live (and thrive) in the crevasses near mt. denali.

4) What are four things you always have to tell your kids?
  1. stop it.
  2. please go brush your teeth
  3. i am going to rip your arm off and beat you with it if you don't stop that
  4. hurry up

What are five things you paid for in the last month?
  1. groceries
  2. gas
  3. a new cell phone
  4. a medic bag from army surplus
  5. effing doctors!