angry left boob rears her lumpy-whiny-bitch-ass-head again. a few months ago i noticed laying in bed that there's a "corner" of boob way up by my clavicle that wasn't there before. i made an appointment with dr. bates and he noted that my foobs have migrated up my chest over the past few years, making it appear that my areolas are trying to slide off. ha. he said ALB may have ruptured or perhaps the pocket just constricted more on that side and there's some wonky muscle cutting across it but apparently it doesn't matter because what i was NOT told before last month, is that these tits have to be replaced every FIVE YEARS. pocket constriction is apparently normalish and common. none of this would have changed my decision to do the BMX but i certainly would have known better what to expect over the next several decades.
so, let me reframe and say: SWEET, new boobs every five years! on june 23rd i'll be getting a foob swap out with fat grafting (there's gonna be some great bruise pictures ya'll!). as i've mentioned, i have almost zero sensation in my breasts so they're mostly just for looking at. i'm opting for an entirely different kind of implant based on some sort of vain complaints i've had about these. what i have now is a fairly firm, cohesive gel, in a smooth anatomical shape. my biggest complaint about these is that they seem wide for their cup size so i'm opting for a narrower implant with more projection. in other words, approximately the same volume but they'll stick out a bit more and not be so wide. i'm also going to a round implant instead of a teardrop or anatomical shape. dr. bates thinks these will fit my body a little better but since they have the tendency to hollow out up top they will require fat grafting. this means liposuction from my under-butt and lower back. i'm told this will be the more painful part of the recovery and will involve compression garments and bruising for about a month. but hey, under-butt lipo amiright?
