i'm tired and drank too much champagne and may have sand in my butt crack but here are some pictures of my weekend anyway


d and me (in an armani dress that doesn't belong to me and that probably cost more than my wedding dress which, as it turns out, may be a good thing right?) you should have seen how big my boobs were by the end of the night ('renzo wasn't there).

d and my nose-ish

p and d2. at the beach. in december.

did i mention it is december and that i love california?

don't fumble 'renzo. or do. 'cause he looks to be enjoying it. eh?

this is how i look with a hangover. at the beach. in december.

and this ____ is the imaginary picture i forgot to take of b and i making a whole bunch of goodies to show off at the law firm tomorrow. don't we look cute in our chef uniforms? or wait, if this is imaginary ... i make chocolate in a catwoman costume, 'cause that's. how. i. roll. and b wears, well, a catwoman costume as well of course! and yes, we're dead zexy (with a "z").