what's wrong is that your new belt cost more than my monthly budget for groceries. what's wrong is that i'm tired from being up all night with a coughing baby. what's wrong is that you are a deadbeat and don't seem to know it. what's wrong is that i now have three jobs and you can't seem even to get an interview. what's wrong is that i am tethered to you for the rest of my life and i resent it. what's wrong is that you showed up a half hour late because you were napping. what's wrong is that you're the fun parent and i'm the real parent. what's wrong is that you owe me back child support, plus 10% interest! what's wrong is that even the cloth diapers that are soiled on your watch are washed on mine. that's what's wrong.