i just had to downgrade my money market savings account to a "goal" account. i can't be sure i'll be able to maintain my required balance. actually, i'm sure i can't. goodbye fantastic interest rate. i've been so careful. i've been saving for a trip to sicily with my family.
dear r,
i'm so angry for all the things you've taken from us.
cordially,
me a.k.a. the best thing you used to have going for you