dear future partner,
i have a phobia of trashy looking blonds with huge fake-ish boobs and too much make-up. incidentally i also have a phobia of women who have triplets and leave their husbands. please don't cheat on me.
i am a home-birthing, non-circumcising, non-vaxing, breast-feeding, co-sleeping, baby-wearing mom. my kids will always come before you. this is not an indication of your worth but the value i place on my children.
i am a strong woman. get over yourself.
love,
me