Shhh, we're Fockerizing...

if you haven't seen "meet the fockers" you should go rent it immediately. not only is it really funny, it has an awesome example of the joys of ap parenting (including breastfeeding, co-sleeping, and just loving on your child constantly). it's done in a tongue-in-cheek manner but the result is that ferberizing looks really lame. *thumbs up* and that is always a good thing.

another thing i would highly recommend is "niman ranch's fearless uncured franks" (not a movie, a hotdog). available at trader joe's, *thumbs up again* these all-beef weiners have NO nitrates which is cool because parker can eat them and not bounce off the wall/boob all night long.